The written speech delivered at the Software Industry Awards Foundation banquet held in Dallas, TX.

The folks at Twix failed to respond to two online reports of a bad box of candy bars…

Who gives their kids a plush toy syringe to play with in this day & age?

{Updated!} Routes have been down for weeks to the world’s most popular encyclopedia. As bizarre as it may sound, I may actually be the only Iowa resident who cares to surf to Wikipedia on an aircard…

I’ve got only the kindest words to say for the voices that talk to me inside my rearview mirror. But let’s face facts: the OnStar product itself isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Indeed, it lacks some “vital” features in my humble opinion…

“I used to go every day. But. It. Hurt. Too much…”

Yours Truly exercises his speaking skills at the Shareware Industry Awards…

Twitter suffered yet another security PR nightmare thanks to a weak password. Coincidentally, a mature antivirus firm chose that moment to advertise an online file storage service with passwords limited to only letters and numbers…

And she may very well be one of the owners…

A lazy worker might account for a day or two. But weeks? Come on. How can the owner of a national fran­chise over­look some­thing this obvious for so long?