And she may very well be one of the owners…

A lazy worker might account for a day or two. But weeks? Come on. How can the owner of a national fran­chise over­look some­thing this obvious for so long?

This, finally, is the abso­lutely true story from 1989 when I turned down my pub­li­sher’s offer to get intro­duced to the bil­lion­aire big­wig at a secret Las Vegas COMDEX party…

Hmmm. Does he read my personal blog?

Wired magazine once “outed” me as a CIA operative. This, finally, is the absolutely true story from 1998 when an Iranian taxi driver took me against my will to CIA headquarters and held me hostage…

Is somebody throwing away my FOIA requests at Barks­dale AFB, LA?

Irony, anyone? Computer security firm WebSense sends “announcement” emails with no opt-out…

You’re all in because of your own stupidity. You made a useless straight on the turn, because your opponent made the nut flush. You’ve only got one chance to find the one card in the deck that will save you…

You nail the nut flush on the turn, crushing your two opponents — but the river puts a straight flush on the board for an all-way split…

You commit the short stack with a pathetic nine-deuce and hey, you’ve got a way better 9. Then the other three deuces come out of nowhere…