Mar 09 2009

Quad salvation on the river

You flop bottom set and get all your chips in on the turn — then your opponent shows you he flopped top set. You’ve only got one chance to see the one card in the deck that can save you…

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Feb 24 2009

Quads on the turn

You flopped a monster and everyone else acts like they’re chasing a draw. And the ones in front of you are stupid enough to sweeten the pot in your favor…

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Feb 23 2009

Royal flush on the river

Let’s say you nail the holy grail on the river. You’ve sucked all the oxygen out of this hand, right? You’ll never get rewarded now, right? Wrong

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Feb 16 2009

Full apartment on the river

You get it all in on the turn with a full house, then you discover your opponent has a better full house. Only one card in the deck can save you now…

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Feb 16 2009

I hereby declare my hometown

My hometown is Wellman, Iowa. It’s where I buried the love of my life. It’s where I buried my heart. And it’s where I’ll be buried someday…

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Feb 01 2009

Why does a FedEx package go +1,200 miles?

Why carry a package 160 miles? Just before it reaches its destination, put it on a 1,200-mile round trip to another state…

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Jan 11 2009

USAF Tallil Times newspapers from 2003

Tallil AB, Iraq lacks most of their newspaper issues from 2003. I uploaded them here for posterity…

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Jan 04 2009

Quads on the river

He’s got the best of it on the flop, so he goes all in — and another guy bets his tournament on a mediocre draw…

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Jan 04 2009

Quads on the turn

He’s got the nuts — and his opponent tried to buy the pot with an overbet…

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Dec 22 2008

Straight flush on the turn

His opponent calls all the way to the river…

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