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(updated 2/9/2000)
A "Komputer Klinic Kool Site" on 6/21/96!
We celebrate Earth Day, do you?
This website uses only recycled electrons!
bleary-eyed visitors since 3/5/1996
(people hit us all the time on the information superhighway!)
Wienermobile rampage!
Denise & Rob met the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile -- head-on! And yes, we got kicked out of an
Air Force commissary after Denise touched racing legend Ricky Rudd's pickup truck. Please read
our side of the story (complete with photos!) before you jump to any conclusions. Also
check out these other rampages:
Denise & Rob need your help!
No kidding -- we can't do this without you. Click here for details.
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| Flashback of Denise, taken around 1976 |
Will you remember to make a sacrificial offering on April 15 to the IRS gods?
Ooops, did I say "sacrifice"? I meant to say "contribution."
Motto du jour
"Bees ring nor see red."
-- an anagram of Denise's name
Read Denise's other mottos du jour!
Wild information
PGP users can download Denise's public key for secure email.
(Rob cannot read anything armored by Denise's key.)
Random thoughts on the passing scene
Denise's passionate effort to help those in need of humor. Click here to share
her thoughts. Added bonus: you get to see more photos of her!
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| Flashback of Rob, taken in 1980 |
You know, I really got a bug up my butt for my very own "vanity" domain name. I actually planned to ask
APCI what it would cost to buy it for my own use. But
nooooooo! Somebody snapped up www.rosenberger.com
before me.
Darn. I so badly wanted to run around saying, "yeah, write to me at rob@rosenberger.com or write to
Denise at denise@rosenberger.com"... Oh well. So much for the snob in me, eh? I wound up buying the
kumite.com domain instead. (And in a moment of sheer inspiration, I decided you could write to
us@kumite.com.)
Printer bug!
No joke -- I printed a cockroach. Read the official bug report for yourself.
Rob won a prototype Kenworth 4WD minivan!
Denise sent me on a one-year exile to South Carolina because I screwed up one of her demands. Well, it looks like
something good came from my exile. One of the "big truck manufacturers" wants to test-market a new 4WD
minivan -- and I won a drawing for a prototype model!
Wild information
PGP users can download Rob's public key for secure email.
(Denise cannot read anything armored by Rob's key.)
12 cents per minute to call St. Louis after 11pm? Bah!
Ameritech used to let some people call for free to any phone number within 75-150 miles of St. Louis. You
can still make cheap calls around the St. Louis region -- click here for details.
Random thoughts on the passing scene
Rob's dorky attempt at humor. Click here to share his thoughts. Or as Rob likes to
say: "when I want your opinion, I'll ignore you less."
Motto du jour
Check out Daphne in any Scooby Doo cartoon. She always keeps her head tilted in a sensual way, like she wants to bat her eyelashes at Fred or something. Ever wonder what those two do alone together in the Mystery Mobile?
-- Rob
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