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Denise & Rob do Disney World!

"Hey, you're not gonna take my film for evidence. Grab $20 out of your wallet and buy a roll like I did."
-- Rob, speaking to security guards after the Denise/Vader melee

Part 5c: plastic green army men to the rescue!

Denise apparently spent quite awhile thanking the green army men who helped her to safety. Quite awhile. Lord Vader, still in a rage, turned his attention to other areas of the park while more green army men tried to disable the imperial walker.

Vader fired his cannons indiscriminately, hitting the ultra-expensive Hollywood Tower hotel. An embarrassing Disney press release admits Vader blew up an elevator shaft, complete with elevator passengers. No one died in the mishap although the passengers enjoyed the ultimate VR ride at the very last instant!

Green army men eventually subdued the imperial walker and secured the area as you can see in the above photo. The melee drew quite a crowd from other areas of the park as you certainly would expect.

Oddly enough, no one from New York City ("New York City?!?!") bothered to watch the battle. As one NYer later told CNN, "I've seen the Fantastic Four beat the snot out of Dr. Doom in Queens, and you can't walk down the street without stepping in Spiderman's web gook. This commotion was nothing. It let me get up to the front of the line at all the rides, nothing more."

Part 6:
Time flies when you have fun...

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