Denise & Rob do Disney World!

"Get your hands off me! You want the same treatment I gave to that sleezoid Vader?"
-- Denise, speaking to a security guard who escorted her to the main gate

Part 6: time flies when you have fun...

Well, a gaggle of security guards escourted our lovebirds out of the park. Rob pouted; he really wanted to stay for the nightly fireworks display. The guards muttered something about the afternoon fireworks outperforming anything Disney could do that evening, but their reference apparently went right over Rob's head.

Only then did Rob notice a humongous "Disney 25^th anniversary" sign at the entrance to the theme park. Denise politely stood in front of it so Rob could take a photograph.

Denise didn't notice the sign so much as she noticed ducks on the way out. That's her decoy in the above photo (second from left). Our beautiful bride knows how to cook and she asked the bus driver to stop by an orange grove on the way back to the All-Star Resorts. Children on the bus cried at the sight of the defunct fowl until Rob defused the situation by claiming its name was Daffy, not Donald.

According to Rob, his blushing bride retrieved a plastic green army suit from their duffel bag right before bedtime. She looked at him with hungry eyes and asked him to put it on. When Rob asked where she got the uniform, Denise cooed "I'll never tell..."

See photos of Denise & Rob on more rampages!

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