http://www.kumite.com/rsnbrgr
Oxymoronic today, aren't we?
accurate stereotype,
act natural,
active reserves,
advanced BASIC,
aerial dogfight,
aging yuppie,
air moisture,
airline food,
almost done,
almost invariably,
almost exactly,
almost perfect,
alone together,
amateur expert,
American Indian,
amicable divorce,
anal retentive,
anarchic control,
apathetic fearmonger,
arbitrary accuracy,
authentic reproduction,
backseat driver,
baked Alaska (a.k.a. fried ice cream),
bankrupt millionaire,
bedroom community,
behavioral attitude,
bitter sweet,
budget deficit,
business ethics,
butt heads,
camping holiday,
cardinal sin,
casual sex,
cautiously optimistic,
child proof,
citizen soldier,
civil servant,
civil war,
clearly misunderstood,
cold sweat,
collective "I",
common phenomenon,
competitive fairness,
completely partial,
computer jock,
computer security,
computer virus,
conditional surrender,
confirmed rumor,
congressional ethics,
conservative Democrat,
consistently arbitrary,
constant change,
constitutional monarchy,
controlled randomness,
corporate culture,
corporate volunteerism,
correctly misspelled,
cream soda,
criminal justice,
crisis management,
curved line,
deafening silence,
death benefits,
definite maybe,
democratic republic,
dick head,
diet cream,
disaster relief,
divorce court,
DOS window,
down escalator,
dress shirt,
dress slacks,
drive-thru window,
dry ice,
dry lake,
dwarf mammoths,
entire portion,
erroneous correction,
essential trivia,
ethical attack,
exact approximation,
extra small,
false evidence,
false witness,
farewell reception,
fast idle,
final draft,
fire boat,
first annual,
flexible schedule,
food stamps,
found missing,
frail strength,
freeze dried,
freezer burn,
fresh frozen,
friendly debate,
friendly enemies,
friendly fire,
fruited plain,
future nostalgia,
generic abberation,
genuine imitation,
global village,
good grief,
government organization,
government quality,
government worker,
graduate student,
great tragedy,
green oranges,
guest host,
gunboat diplomacy,
half full (or half empty),
happily married,
hard water,
health industry,
heavenly wrath,
homeless shelter,
hopeless optimist,
hot chili,
hyper-quiet,
identical alternatives,
idiot savant,
immense void,
impersonal intimacy,
inactive volcano,
incorrectly accurate,
industrial park,
infertile semen,
insignificant importance,
instant classic,
investigative journalism,
journalistic integrity,
jumbo shrimp (purchased at the Tiny Giant Super-ette),
Laotian cuisine
lawyer ethics,
lax discipline,
legally intoxicated,
legislative intent,
liberal Republican,
lieutenant colonel,
lieutenant general,
light heavyweight,
light shadow,
limited immunity,
liquid crystal,
literal interpretation,
live recording,
living dead,
long shorts,
lung fish,
major general,
marital sex,
marriage vows,
martial arts,
mature adolescent,
mental health,
Microsoft Works,
mild jalapeno,
mildly wild,
military intelligence,
minor disaster,
minor importence,
mixed blessing,
mobile home,
multiple cuts,
Music Television,
mutual suspicion,
mutually exclusive,
naval aviation,
near miss,
nearby apartment,
nearly done,
nearly perfect,
necessary evil,
needless requirement,
neo retro,
nervous calmness,
new age,
new classic,
"now, then...",
numb feeling,
obedient child,
objective opinion,
obviously misunderstood,
old news,
optional regulations,
oral contraception,
organized anarchy,
organized apathy,
original copy,
outside income,
paperless office,
paraphrased quotation,
partial monopoly,
partially finished,
passionately disinterested,
passive dominance,
passive restraint,
peace force,
Peacekeeper missile,
personal business,
philosophical argument,
photo journalism,
pickup truck,
plastic glass,
Polish navy,
political savvy,
political science,
politically correct,
postal worker,
practicing atheist,
pretty ugly,
procedural variations,
productive time-waster,
progressive decay,
radical conservative,
random order,
Reagan's memoirs,
recent history,
recessionary inflation,
remorsely overjoyed,
required option,
resident alien,
restrained aggression,
riot control,
rising decline,
rolling stop,
routine emergency,
royal "we",
same difference,
sanitary landfill,
second best,
Sergeant Major,
shadowy light,
short pants,
silent scream,
slight impasse,
slow rush,
small crowd,
small fortune,
soft rock,
software documentation,
software engineer,
solid gold-plated,
Soviet allies,
speed limit,
spontaneous choreography,
stabilized emergency,
standard deviation,
standard option,
steam grilled,
straight laced,
student teacher,
submissive dominance,
Surgeon General,
sweet sorrow,
taped live,
terribly pleased,
tidy mess,
tight slacks,
totally impartial,
tough love,
twice widowed,
typically unique,
unbiased opinion,
uncooperative interoperability,
unique standard,
unofficially approved,
unwilling accomplice,
unwitting accomplice,
vanilla fudge,
vegetarian hamburger,
very little,
virgin mother,
virtual reality,
voluntary compulsion,
Wall Street,
well-known secret,
white chocolate,
white gold,
whole fractions,
whole piece,
work party,
working vacation.
Let me know if you think of an oxymoron not listed here! I of course reserve the right to arbitrarily decide what
appears in this list. (I'm arbitrary, but at least I'm consistently arbitrary.)
top ||
home ||
no frames
